maifandom:

I blame this.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thefuuuucomics)

How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

(Source: oimatchstickman, via alexwtf)

putins-boyfriend:

catceleste:

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

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Beheading

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Bat Impressions

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Speed Cloning

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Bad Ideas

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(via dutchster)

turnerkane:

"I can’t enter a room without telling everyone I’m gay. It’s a nervous thing. It’s worse with new people." {x}

(via nightcalls)

(Source: antiocial, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

158764 Notes
gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via fuckyeahloldemort)

43823 Notes

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos, via fuckyeahloldemort)

367859 Notes
notoriouslywitty:

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

#universitystudents’dinner

So you guys were, like, locked up for fifteen years, huh? That must’ve been, like, crazy boring. I mean, what did you do with all that time?

(Source: bbolinn, via theonlywayistogether)

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