spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via punkmonksteven)

(Source: peterparkrs, via dundermifflinscranton)

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

(via dutchster)

(Source: gifyourass, via punkmonksteven)

491819 Notes
r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via youarelookingatthis)

(Source: nosdrinker, via culture-not-violence)

48513 Notes

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

(via givemeonelastkiss)

264904 Notes
stunningpicture:


Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
430453 Notes
6542 Notes
maifandom:

I blame this.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thefuuuucomics)

How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

(Source: oimatchstickman, via alexwtf)

putins-boyfriend:

catceleste:

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

image

Beheading

image

Bat Impressions

image

Speed Cloning

image

Bad Ideas

image

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via dutchster)

+