I got states for softball and then I’m home free!

And by home free, I mean staying home on tumblr for the rest of the off seasons.

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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sssammich:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

 #dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

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tomatolovers:

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’

SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF

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disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

accurate

(via thisbitchybabe)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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idiosyncratic-lavender:

whats in the bag

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